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themostamazingphil:

delladilly:

ittybittybats:

heartsnbruises:

tifannilly:

spooky-sheep:

vyco:

queenannika:

68 year old gardener Peter Glazebrook produces onion weighing 18lb and smashes the world record previously set by himself. 

i am so happy 4 him look how happy he looks

a man and his onion 

he’s gazing at it so tenderly

my son……..

MY SONION

MY SONION

#I’M DONE

YOU’RE DONION

I’m so done with this website



anon submitted: some douchebag on my facebook stole your text post just thought i’d let you know


are you actually serious this is me if youre on my friends list you should knOW THAT I LIAM BRIGGS AM LBGUITARIST CAN U NOT PUT TWO FACTS TOGETHER OMG.

lbguitarist:

This was submitted to me, I can’t help but laugh at the gutlessness of people over the internet.

What’s up faggot? It’s Josh. Caitlynn’s boyfriend. How’s it going douchebag?? You wanna know what you did? You bothered a happy couple; fucking posted a book about someone that doesn’t even and has never actually liked you. She told meyou herself. I hope you die a very painful death for even wishing harm on her. You’re a fucking loser and I swear to god if I ever met you in real life I would put you in the hospital. I would pay someone, because I don’t want to touch a gayboy like you. It would be a waste of my time, and you’re a waste of oxygen. Plus, I would probably just murder you, and I’d rather you be tortured and stomped by ten different people. Kill yourself, please. Thanks fag. Remain a virgin. Stalker motherfucker.

okay have a nice day xoxoxoxoxo

by the way heres some motivation for you merry christmas

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jesus is the reason for the season yippee ki yay

this is the proudest moment of my tumblr life bless

This was submitted to me, I can’t help but laugh at the gutlessness of people over the internet.

What’s up faggot? It’s Josh. Caitlynn’s boyfriend. How’s it going douchebag?? You wanna know what you did? You bothered a happy couple; fucking posted a book about someone that doesn’t even and has never actually liked you. She told meyou herself. I hope you die a very painful death for even wishing harm on her. You’re a fucking loser and I swear to god if I ever met you in real life I would put you in the hospital. I would pay someone, because I don’t want to touch a gayboy like you. It would be a waste of my time, and you’re a waste of oxygen. Plus, I would probably just murder you, and I’d rather you be tortured and stomped by ten different people. Kill yourself, please. Thanks fag. Remain a virgin. Stalker motherfucker.

okay have a nice day xoxoxoxoxo

by the way heres some motivation for you merry christmas

jesus is the reason for the season yippee ki yay

I LITERALLY CANNOT BREATHE HELP
fuckyeahtattoos:


Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future.
Choose life.

Just a constant reminder. 
Done by Brush at Wicked Ink, Penrith. New South Wales, Australia. 
dogshaming:

Hi my name is Thunder and I locked my Mommy out of her car, then right before the firefighters came I unlocked the door! Not to mention we live in HOT Arizona and it was 115 degrees outside, and I was in the air conditioned car!!! Hahaha jokes on mommy I can lock and unlock doors!
dogshaming:

I eat DVDs when no one is home!
getoutoftherecat:

get off of there cat. you are not a guitar. i WISH i could tune you.

I dunno…I’ve heard playing guitar gets you a lot of pussy…
dogshaming:

My socks whilst been worn…. NOT FUN!

Best.
Someone please explain…
thecoolestkideverjust:

dogshaming:

the couch is no place for hidden meat

THIS IS THE BEST BLOG EVER omg!!!

I agree, it’s hilarious!
dogshaming:

I wasn’t invited to Shakespeare in the Park so I ate all the Shakespeare off the bookcase.

Good Lord, I’m dying right now!
the-absolute-best-posts:

dogshaming
think this dog might actually be feeling the shame