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desacrilizer:

when you try your best but you don’t succeed

renloras:

the gods have blessed me with a beautiful face and a camera with a swivelly screen

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and also impeccable photoshop talents

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One of my favourite movies of all time just got a million times funnier.

“No shoes, no shirt, no service.”

Huh. You notice they didn’t say anything about pants.

( My nephew, walking into Wendy’s (via yeahmicah) )

tilmynamesinlights:

sunflowerlily:

what?? piE ? i gotta see this

ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

omfg no

MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

LOLOLOL DICK SNAKE

I love how the headline actually tells the reader to stop sniggering.

its-funny-how-things-change:

killa-kiikiix3:

seemslikeshannon:

rumour:

I CANT BREAHTE

fail. at life.

BITCH U HAD ONEEEE JOBBB

420goku:

420goku:

MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY

STRAYA

amusingariana:

ice-jade:

LOL = LUCIFER OUR LORD.
YOLO= YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER’S ORDERS.
SWAG = SATAN’S WISHES ARE GRANTED.
ROFL = RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER.
BRB = BEELZEBUB RULES BELOW.
WTF= WORSHIP THE FALLEN.

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ladyhistory:

choking on my own oxygen supply

#CACKING