the gods have blessed me with a beautiful face and a camera with a swivelly screen
and also impeccable photoshop talents
“No shoes, no shirt, no service.”
Huh. You notice they didn’t say anything about pants.
( My nephew, walking into Wendy’s (via yeahmicah) )
what?? piE ? i gotta see this
ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”
wait a second…
omfg no
MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S
LOLOLOL DICK SNAKE
I love how the headline actually tells the reader to stop sniggering.
MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER
I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY
STRAYA
LOL = LUCIFER OUR LORD.
YOLO= YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER’S ORDERS.
SWAG = SATAN’S WISHES ARE GRANTED.
ROFL = RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER.
BRB = BEELZEBUB RULES BELOW.
WTF= WORSHIP THE FALLEN.Follow for more inside to your kid’s secret cult texts