twiistz: i met a girl with 12 nipples sounds funny dozen tit
thats-slightly-raven: Don’t try and take a nap listening to spotify because one minute you’re drifting off to some calming music of your choice then BOOM SOME RANDOM WOMAN IS YELLING ABOUT THE NEW EXCLUSIVE CARAMEL MACCHIATO ONLY AVAILABLE AT STARBUCKS.
shavingryansprivates: i hope fandom bloggers realize they actually make up a tiny minority of tumblr users and that nobody in any commercial industry actually gives a shit about them
sleepthroughthealarm: i just typed “the perks of being a waffle” instead of wallflower
iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED ASLERT I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME?? update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
barashat: tips for people who get butthurt when they get pushed at a concert stay home
malikthirst: sometimes i read messages and i’ll be like ‘oh i’ll reply later’ and i actually end up not replying so sorry if you think i’m ignoring it’s just laziness at it’s finest
australiansanta: forever alone more like forever online
edating: finding nemo appreciation post
icwok: changing themes is such a traumatic experience
andrewpauldost: i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
Student: I got bullied.
School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?
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grrrlfever: what-did-tyler-create: radiomonkeys: what-did-tyler-create: radiomonkeys: grrrlfever: i dated a boy once and i had to explain what a clitoris was and this is why dating people of the same gender/with the same genitals as u is The Best and…
sharonosbourne: thnx for unfollowing me take a mint on ur way out
pizzaforpresident: Me before tumblr.com Me after tumblr.com
you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am
townsvillain: is pronounced gif or j- *gunshots* *screaming*
Anonymous asked: 20-25
if you start talking to me everyday and night, i’m obviously gonna get attached to you. even if i never planned to in the first place, i will. so before you start getting close to me, make sure that you won’t just suddenly leave me. cause you know, that happens to me a lot. this basically describes my life.
h0odrich: I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something
croutoncat: i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
pizza: *uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
tardisheart: DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
Anonymous asked: I love your blog.
[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]